Saturday, January 29, 2011

My Poor Sister

This is for all of us that have sister(s). Those of us who have them know that we couldn't ever live without them. Especially, older sisters. Who else is going to think it's a big deal too if you don't like your hair cut? And who else is going to read over a text message and help you word it and put to rest your fears that it doesn't "sound" right?

I once came home from a date and wrote my sister three pages describing my night and conveying my uneasy thoughts. It was complete with, he said this and then I did this and then he said this which made me feel like this etc...seriously, who else would read a novel long documented description of a date and then proceed with thoughtful advice on the matter? Or really help you contemplate if you should get the red one or the blue one? I really do put her through a lot, and thanks to FB she still can't escape even though she's all the way in Europe. :P

Going to college would never have entered my mind on my own, but it is one of the best things I've ever done. I feel so much smarter. :D And I never would have started ballroom dancing. I remember being forced to look at my studios website and having no interest in it.

So thank God some of us have sisters! XD This is of course not to make those of you who don't feel like you are missing out...even though, are.

Oh, and by the way, the next time you’re in one of those situations where you don’t know how to turn someone down, don’t worry. Nature has given you a way. Tell them that your body is not responding to their pheromones and therefore, you find you have no attraction for them, but it has nothing to do with their personality. For those who don't know about pheromones, we subconsciously smell each other, forming a root (note: not the only root) of sexual attraction. Generally speaking, that is why we are not attracted to our family members or people of the same sex; we don't respond to their pheromones, which is a leading argument for, "I was born gay." Sure buddy. Blame it on your pheromones.

I really do think that pheromones are one of the coolest things! I even made it part of one of my email addresses.



  1. I'm one of those who doesn't have a sister :) I have a brother, and a younger one too. Don't even know what my life would be like if I had a sister... I think I would be a different person and wouldn't be me, and as I like me, I'm kind of thankful I don't have a sister... LOL Does this make any sense? :) I guess there's a reason why some have a brother, some have a sister, some have both and some have none... We just need to appreciate what we have and I love your beautiful tribute to your sister! Hope she gets to read this :)

  2. Aw LeeLee!!! I just am now reading this. :D :D I think the feeling is mutual though!!! :D Who else is going to help me out of the holes I create via doing stupid things (which lately seems more often then not) and be so nice about it! :D :D The sea can not divide or make thin the same blood that courses through our veins. ;) :D Love you!

  3. Wow! I never knew that Miss Emy was your sister! Huh, I learn something knew every day.

  4. Er sorry, lol, that was dumb. I meant *new.